It’s helpful to state what you’re spoiling when you place a spoiler warning. That’s so that people don’t mistakenly think that it’s a spoiler for the movie that’s currently being discussed (Alien), which they may have already seen many, many times, instead of some random movie (Life) which they may plan on seeing very…

Thanks for ruining that. Maybe next time add a couple more blank lines and, I don’t know, a note that the spoiler is to an unrelated film.

Barbara Crampton would prefer if people would stop using the term “scream queen”.

“Meaning he doesn’t trust his pick in actors?”

What the hell, io9? I had avoided recent trailers and any recent stories about the film because I wanted to save some surprises. I saw an article title referencing a “classic Star Wars villain” who would appear in Rogue One, but I didn’t read it because I didn’t want to know who it was talking about.

Sorry, but holy Jesus upside down on a cross, could you please change the title of your post from something not so spoilery? I have been avoiding anything from that movie for as long as possible, and sure enough, bam, here it is. It’s not enough that we have plot spoiling trailers, but now this?!?!?

Everything Kevin Smith does should be burned and buried.

This doesn’t sound horrible or painful at all.

1. Heat it to sterilized it, add something to kill the stench, mix it with shredded station junk, stick it into the airlock in moulds, and freeze dry it into Adobe-like bricks to build into its own module.

At which point it wasn’t a “great sci-fi movie you may have missed but shouldn’t have” but a “ok sci-fi movie you missed because you correctly guessed what it would be like.”

This is irrelevant.

This review makes less sense than the movie.

I know I’m a bit high at the moment but what the hell did I just read? Like, is it me or does this article consist of mostly rambling incoherent thoughts? Should I be doing shots every time I read “Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut”?

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Even if he won the money, he’d just blow it.

So are we all going to go on Twitter and tell him he’s a strung out coke addict? I feel it’s the right thing to do.

It’s better to not use Twitter and people think you’re a fool than to use it and remove all doubt.

‘Mom discovers this one weird trick to survive the zombie apocalypse that Doctors don’t want you to know’

In fairness, we’ve all been rudely awakened. This gentleman looks like hes been forced to awaken. See?. Do you get it? See what i did there? It’s like a pun or a play on words? Whatever you pay monthly for you ISP, that joke was totally worth it right there.

This is not how you should live your life.