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Henry Joseph Oberon
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"I'm trryyyyiiiiinggg"

Ah, downtown Portland. Right next to the Arlene Schnitzer Auditorium and the Center for Performing Arts. Been here hundreds of times.

It's very confusing for them to call them "M dwarf" stars when we are talking about the search for habitable planets. Haven't they ever seen Star Trek?

Apparently.

Can anyone tell me which Dewey decimal category Asimov didn't get into? A, just because that's interesting, and B, because I recall reading a boast of his in some book (of his) that he was the first/only person to be featured in all the categories.

Jeez, I can see Tom Hiddleston and Sam Rockwell playing such believable brothers... his Owen Wilson (while pretty spot-on) has just a little of that slacker-type Rockwell sometimes plays in it...

smash cut to ominous jimi hendrix cover of a bob dylan song.

Wisdom, compassion, "humanity" though in this context that might sound a bit speciesist.

Literally almost anything at all, as long as I haven't seen it before. (No Kirk, no Picard, no reboots, no rehash or retelling.)

Precision in adaptation would be so boring.

Really? Really?

HBO shows are never shy (and are often eager) about their boobies and butts and what seems like averaging-one-per-season penises, but seriously, is there any dustier go-to joke than comparing the show to porn? It's really not very graphic, unless you can't handle a little simulated sex and breasts. It's more visually

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

This is the best contrarian/vaguely trolly response ever. Are you trying to tell me that Indiana Jones is fake? Because if you don't believe in Indiana Jones, you must want the Nazis to have the Ark of the Covenant, and the Holy Grail, and to use them to win the war, turn the tide of power, and plunge is all back into

Shit, doesn't quite work as well when the picture doesn't load. Let's just go ahead and pretend this was there the whole time...

First thought when seeing this?

I pick up two rocks. They are both granite.

Clear Air Turbulence: very very bad.

(Paragraph by paragraph.)

a) absolutely, I've never trusted chicken nuggets. I think all fast food chicken sandwich/nugget/etc. is extremely nasty. I trust fast food beef over fast food chicken. ("Trust" may be the wrong word there.)