Okay, but can you express how you don't want to see her be funny in three emoji or less?

Both games are versions of Puyo Puyo, which presumably was deemed too anime for Western audiences, so they slapped first-party characters on them.

Oh yeah? Well weird twitter superstar @dril did this already:

Hell, since he's rich he could probably dig up professional quality video tape instead of VHS.

If they did a more faithful adaption of The Wicker Man, he might be better suited to the role of Lord Summerisle.

Both Scientology and Fox want to wring as much money out of her as possible.

Gritty reboot of Coffee and Cigarettes.

Wait, LinkedIn is an actual social network with posts? I thought it was just a dressed-up resume listing service, the idea that people can post stupid memes on it as well just… makes no sense to me.

I don't think that's true. Some kinds of nerdiness are marketable and some aren't. To pick a somewhat concrete example, look at Tony Radloff from American Splendor. He was a file clerk, but I don't think it's particularly inaccurate that he was labelled as a nerd.

More to the point, the official name of the government of Taiwan is the Republic of China. (As opposed to the People's Republic of China which governs the mainland and most people just call China.) Lots of messy geopolitics surrounding the situation, since neither country recognizes the other, and since the People's…

He'd probably fit in well as a Rockefeller Republican in the era when that was a thing.

Well, mean isn't mode. The most common number of episodes it takes for someone to get hooked is different from the average number of episodes. And even more precisely, what this number says is when the percentage of people who have watched N episodes go on to watch all of them exceeds 70%, since they don't really have…

I think Carter's been making a pretty vigorous and successful effort to compensate for his presidency, although he's more compensating for being mediocre than for being awful. (Obviously some people think Carter was awful, but he hasn't done much to assuage their feelings.)

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?

Just watching the trailer for Man on Wire kind of freaked me out. Recreating it in IMAX 3D? Yeah, that's gonna be something.

I had seen Home Alone, practically the same thing.

Well if you go back to Donkey Kong, you die if you fall from too high up, so it was there from the beginning for a broad enough definition of the series.

You know, in Dr. Mario you're throwing pills into a jar, not anything resembling a body, so it's entirely possible Dr. Mario is a research doctor.

Jeb's song should obviously be The Final Countdown.

There are two bits in Monty Python's Meaning of Life where Terry Gilliam dies and actually has lines, but nobody's actually seen that movie so it doesn't count as obvious.