4chan has always been highly "problematic" but it frustrates me that a place founded on Japanese pop culture and barely repressed queerness has gotten so reactionary.

"What's a tortoise?"

It aired on TNT, which I'm pretty sure was part of the basic cable package.

It surprised me to learn Go-Gurt is still a thing. It seems like very much a product of the late 90s, when everyone was too hip and radical to eat yogurt with a spoon, but I guess it's an idea that really appeals to people.

I guess technically that would be term life insurance, just for a very short term.

Eh, all the dead people would probably be kind of a buzzkill. With a Macbook Pro, only like one or two people died for it tops.

Nintendo is still fuckable.

Eh, people in the olden days did a lot of non-penetrative sex, because there weren't a lot of better options for birth control.

My inclination is kind of from the opposite direction (although I begrudgingly acknowledge that people can like wrestling if they want) if you're going to be fake, why hijack a good soap opera with real acts of physical prowess? Have more wrestlers who look like David Arquette. Have some fun with it. Writing a story…

He's not that kind of doctor. Or technically the other kind of doctor.

Chris Hemsworth dressed as the season one Real Ghostbusters Janine.

We're eating fried chicken and you don't want no part of this shit.

Or for that matter, Oral Sex.

As a not-religious-person I have a certain fascination by how there's so much stuff like that that shows up in pop culture depictions of the afterlife which deviate flagrantly from basically every sect of Christianity. Some of it's just creative license, but there's a sort of folk religion which is emerging from that.

I guess technically it can, but whatever, memes.

Apparently episode-by-episode and season-by-season are both acceptable usages of the word. But episodic anthologies are certainly something else, and it might be interesting to see more of those.

The joke of the Australia episode was to be a wildly inaccurate stereotype of Australia. Which is still kind of offensive, but the fact that Australia is full of English-speaking white people means it's not racially offensive, so they're a safe target.

Tryhard? They're actually really easy to make; embarrassingly so. I mean, I can easily imagine five guys coming and doing a rape joke right now now.

The content of statements is not merely in their logical content. If I say "Melissa McCarthy either loves gives head to old guys or does not love giving head to old guys," I am stating a logical tautology, but I'm still raising the topic of Melissa McCarthy giving head to old guys, which is simply inappropriate.

Reddit isn't profitable.