Are you still upset about not hearing Chelsea Dagger this post season, 1 seed?

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Comey.

Joey is the likable heel of baseball, ala The Rock from the early 2000s.

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

Damn, we’ll have to vacate all our Super Bowl wins.

The article pretty much nailed them. Kaepernick is beyond good enough to be a backup somewhere. The fact that he’s not means he’s getting blacklisted, and the Seahawks thing sounds exactly the same as when Goodell reached out to the Rams to take Michael Sam in the 7th round to make sure he didn’t go undrafted (and…

This is my surprised face.

Kelly Olynyk, the King in the Gourth

Good job, Boston basketball men.

Go fuck yourself. From deep down in the bottom of my very own whiteness, go fuck yourself.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Better calls:

For somebody called poo javelin you seem kind of like a sensitive individual.

Studios should consider hiring the uh... Source Filmmaker... artists... who have proven to be quite good at this

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

Aaron Hernandez went for three, and look how that turned out.