Booooooo, this is why we keep you turds in Scarborough.

Who lives in the GTA and hates the Leafs? Is it because we are asshole fans?

*checks my last five posts on various hockey websites*

Oh, I see.

Ahh the good old days, when wrestling was about fundamentals...

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Ten year old me just creamed.

America!

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

PREACH!

Jezebel, ignore this.

Devin “not Mark Sanchez” Booker

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

Washington: It looks like one of them dang Mexicans is heading this way.

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

Another point: after 10 hours of play I can honestly say this is a super overreaction. By and large the animations are serviceable with only a handful of extremely minor NPCs suffering from very poorly done animations.

Counterpoint: Fuck Gonzaga also

I’m four years into cutting off my mother. She showed up at my door at the end of January. I was a MESS for weeks. The party line was always “we are so close, we have a special bond.” Undoing that damn near killed me. And she loved to tell “funny” stories. Like the time I tried to commit suicide when I was 5, and…

Beast A La Mode

I was kidnapped from my biological mother by my father and made to live with my stepmother. After years of abuse (physical and emotional), you start to identify with your captor. There were times when I’d cry in the shower and a part of my brain would urge me to tell teachers or anyone and her voice would pop into my…

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl