In a short tournament like this any goalie can get hot and lose to Canada in the final.

I’m not pithy enough to make a good joke about this, so I feel compelled to go the serious route.

I know it seems like the Seahawks aren’t really saying anything but, like, they’re saying nothing together.

Nice of Punk to keep the tradition of putting the other guy over on your way out

Pictured: The Safety Dance

Well this just makes me look stupid, thanks Samer

I’m glad to see the spirit of Gawker lives on.

I was talking about sports.

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

It’s like taking Simms off the air would be an acknowledgement that CTE is real.

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

It’s this kind of Minnesota Math that got the Vikings public money for their new stadium.

I think it's the singer from Pinhead Gunpowder.

This is definitely not Green Day.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

I can’t wait for his next episode!

Me and my mom cried and then felt like losers.

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥