Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

Someone will pick him up.

More like the St. Louis No-Sams, amirite?

Oh snap!

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

Actually, so is Ponder.

Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.

In that Super Bowl loss, Peyton Manning played the way Papa John's pizza tastes.

And have the police considered dressing up like ghosts and scaring the protesters away?

Historically, Nintendo never really invested a lot of effort into their baseball franchises.

And that's how religion was born.

Editor's note: The editor refused to watch this.

On behalf of Edgar Martinez I would like to say fuck you MLB. That he can't make the hall of fame, it's more than just a shame.