I'm not condoning what the NFL did here, but........maybe we should look at what women did to the NFL first, maybe they're both the bad guys here.

They both left office with about the same level of bowel control.

In retaliation, Vladimir Putin blew up Vince McMahon's limo.

Kluwe went on to add that the Vikings had a small penis, and the Vikings shot back that Kluwe cries after sex.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

What if God was one of us?

THESE COUNTRIES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

Couldn't I accomplish the same thing much faster by purchasing "In Utero" on iTunes?

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Is there a word for when a player tries to take a charge, only the ballhandler never actually makes contact, yet the defender hits the floor anyway?

It's okay though: they're doing segregation the Right Way.

On the plus side, the number of fans wearing paper bags on their heads this season is projected to decrease considerably.

No one (War)saw that coming. Guess they'll "Pole" the plug on his stint at the network.

I say this with all the pent up frustration that comes from being a lifelong Jets fan: I hate being a lifelong Jets fan.

Are you 89 years old?

Tantamount to what?

And Jimi Hendrix crawls from his grave and wipes his dick all over the lead singer before setting him on fire.

I have friends from various backgrounds. Of course there is nothing wrong with being gay.