Locked servos forced a jovial expression.

Agreed. I'm also tempted to say Mini but that might be a case of BMW infecting their subsidiary.

Is there any other car company that inspires such schizophrenia in it's followers?

This. I like this. Any idea on cost so I know exactly how out of my league this beauty will be?

Anyone have a high-res copy of the top image? That thing makes me weak in the knees.

It looks shocked and terrified. I don't like the front end at all, specifically the lower part of the bumper. If they removed or completely re-shaped that bottom vent between the fog lights (on the yellow one in the photos, the red one is fine) and made removed the gloss black section and the surrounding chrome on…

The internet is a byproduct of ARPANET which was a US military program, but I'll grant you Football. I, obviously, was referring to American Football (hand-egg) but didn't do my research and didn't realize that it really was a direct evolution of Rugby.

Because I'm lazy, here's twenty things the world would have to do without if Americans hadn't invented them. Assign them to the corners as you see fit.

Ask him to come on Jalopnik for a live answer session and let us ask him all of these ridiculous questions ourselves.

That's a pretty stellar recommendation. What kind of phones have you used in the past? Like I said, I'm coming from a Galaxy Nexus and before that my regular device was an OG Droid, so I have little to no patience for bloatware and skins that bog down a device.

By the way, I used Amazon's live chat thing to speak to someone on their end. She said that the promo would go on until they ran out of stock. Take what you will from that.

Thanks for trying to get my request a little exposure, dude. I'm probably going to hit up a Verizon store tonight after work but I'd still like to hear from people who've lived with the device for a while.

Anyone know how long that Moto X deal will last? I'm considering upgrading from my Galaxy Nexus but I haven't played with a Moto X yet so I don't know if I want to do it.

We're totally on the same train of thought.

Fuck.

Absolutely, completely, preternaturally spot on, Raph.

Would I be missing the point if I brought up the fact that nearly every car ever made looks better in black?

The Buick will be auctioned off in New York at the end of November. I'll be shocked — shocked! — if it doesn't sell for some astronomical price when it does.

Of those on your list I've used HUD and Now and found Now to be pretty usable after altering the homescreen icons a bit. HUD looks neat but takes enough getting use to that I eventually moved on to something else. Currently I'm using Canvas and it's pretty slick.

Came here to make sure someone brought up this character, left satisfied.