How many dead bodies can I fit in the trunk?

I liked the company I worked for so I'm not going to call them out. Also by and large the company I worked for hired people who were responsible but it was still a valet service and goofy shit happened a lot.

Parkin' cars ain't a game, fucker get it right

What were we talking about? Were we about to rap battle?

Too far. That's just being a brown-nose.

Because you have sense. Probably why you were the line manager.

Weed doesn't seem like much of a problem to me.

Turning in drunk coworkers so you can keep your job which supplies you with money for drugs? There's a joke here...

Anyway, being a valet is crazy, right?

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Edit: I'm dumb.

Methinks this was meant for Oppo...

I got hired specifically because I could drive a stick. I've still never taken that drug test.

I also use to be a valet except I use to work for a company that had contracts with nothing but healthcare providers' buildings. Hospitals, urgent care centers, private practice offices, etc. On a typical day the cars I would drive ranged from Maseratis, Porsches, and M-badge BMWs (doctors and executives) to Astro…

But we didn't see it until reading this article where the author posted still frames from the movie. If they had covered up the signage I might have noticed it when I saw the movie. Noticing something like this after I've enjoyed the film a zillion times does not detract from that enjoyment but if they'd half-assed…

Why?

That's a pretty nit-picky attitude to have over something you couldn't possible see unless you watched the movie frame by frame.

Batman: It's 106 miles to Gotham, we got a full tank of gas, half of a prison's inmates on our tails, it's dark... and we're wearing costumes.

God, I cannot wait for this damn movie.

I have watched The Dark Knight more times that I'll admit and that SWAT member riding shotgun with Gordon in the armored transport is the only thing I dislike about the film.