I've just realized that there is a searious dearth of funny Hardigree image manips. Boys and girls, we have a new mission!

Last best chance to post this? Yep.

Add in the occasional flash-meme and you're about there.

And his heart rate never rose above 55bpm.

I don't mean to be an ass, but since when is a few scars on a woman "horrifying" and "nightmare fuel"? She looks like she's been through the ringer but I certainly wouldn't be horrified if I met someone with those facial scars in person.

White asparagus is delicious...

Sometimes it's the simplest phrase that can send me into wild fits of uncontrollable laughter.

Avoid municipal bonds issued by correctional facilities.

He has a tumblr, but it's full of sensible financial advice.

#cotd

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is called restraint.

Anything with more engine than chassis.

This.

"(rim and tire removed)"

It's simple. We, uh, fill the exhaust man(ifold).

Oh, you jest, but just you wait...

I've seen one of those before...

"You wanna know how I got this star?"

This should be made into a sticker. The captions write themselves...

No, I just hold Jalopnik commenters up to a higher standard than that.