I mean, I can go to Flagstaff and stargaze now, only I also have the option to, y’know, go to a movie. Or turn on a light in my home so I can read a book. Or admire any of the clean and healthy people walking down a busy, well-lit street at night. Or brush my teeth with toothpaste. Or flush a toilet.

Any era before germ theory and penecillin was inferior.

Enjoy your typhus.

Crystal Palace is only three points off the pace you bitch

I wasn't aware they were releasing a prequel to Suicide Squad before it even comes out.

I feel that if Nicki came up to Miley in person, Miley would cry in a second “I don’t have anything against you, I’m very happy for you!” Miley is not as hardass as she says she is.

Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Minaj and Taylor?

Miley should have been ready for it. Nicki shames fans when they criticize her hair, for Christ’s sake. So she was damn well going to take a shot at Miley for Miley’s tone-deaf fingerwagging in that interview.

rip miley cyrus

And yet people were bitching? Really makes you question the moral fiber of some of the people she hangs out with. Lindsay, find a better crowd girl.

I make gaming videos and I still agree with him.

Considering this is YouTube’s 404 message...the joke kind of writes itself.

I’m not going to attack people who watch other people play, but I honestly don’t understand the whole twitch phenomenon at all. I can see if you don’t have a game and want to see if you might want to buy it, or you’re really into an online personality and want to watch them play, but as a gamer, I much prefer to play…

It me, Peyton Manning

2000 called and said get some new fucking jokes

It really isn’t fair. He gets to screw the Bears twice a year. Isn’t that enough?

Bitch you wanna get real about generations how bout you take your ass back in time and NOT destroy our environment and economy

It’s a perfect joke. Sorry that you’re old.

This. “Best superhero”?

I was ecstatic when they announced Doreen would be getting a series.