@toms.dumpis: Don't worry, some of us know that the man prefers two pairs of glasses.

@Jaredu: Diddo on all accounts.

@Jaredu: Woz has always been cool. :)

@pranthin8or: Dude. "That" is demonstrative adjective. Your original comment stated:

@pranthin8or: ? I must have missed the incident. I remember the avatar, though...

Losing a limb is one of my fears. This, oddly, lessens my fear.

Wow! I can't believe I missed some of these good ones on their first round!

@Brownski: You've now made it 'meta' funny.

@MaNiFeX: It is and it does. I'm suggesting they divide the option. Free = info sold, pay = privacy kept.

@Arken: Suckers.

Easy solution: offer a paid alternative to the app.

@Ding-Dang: Man, you rock! :)

@PunkRockMachine: LOL ... it's especially funny cause it's Ding Dang.

@hostile-17: Your comment was obvious, and your quotation redundant. You have been deemed wasteful.

@Kodros: :) I got your point, no worries.

@Kodros: No, you're right, it doesn't.

@strays2k: Bloatware is bummer, but it doesn't bother me too much.

@Unknown2U: Ditch Launcher Pro.

matt: This doesn't look any faster than a 2.2 Droid X. The keyboard doesn't look any better than the Droid X, either.

My god... it's actually kind of exhausting to read an article in all-caps.