The walk of shame would be a lot more intense after having your spray on clothes torn to shreds.

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: This is hilarious.

@Paul Myres: "This site counts the last 15,000 page views from each of approximately 30,000 websites."

@AUAnonymous: HA! Right... I have no idea why I forgot that... oh wait, I've been up working til 5 every night this week. :( This tends to be the time that logic and insight slip by me and all that's left is a voided brain with impulse control issues.

IE updates come way too slowly. Honestly, while this version seems promising, I am anticipating random development annoyances.

When all he had to do was look out the windo- er... hole in his house.

A Fleshlight would fit down there...

@Craniumz: Agreed.

@cc: Working at my favorite local coffee shop is a staple for a productive work day. Most of the time I don't make a lot of calls, but when I do I bring my Bluetooth and head outside.

This is pretty major news. I'm curious as to whether Parson's just wants to cash out or what.

@thechansen: Ha!

@Charbax2: While I am sure it will be a huge revenue source, I doubt it will ever be their largest with Adsense and Android out there.

@Way to go, Nuffle: My all-time favorite episode. Chock full of classic quotes.

@OCEntertainment: I think the benefit over 'typing' speed would be helping the user to formulate better queries.

@PN - goopplesoft: Selling sex isn't objectively a bad thing. Someone's moral view is what determines whether it's 'lowly' or not.

@moonshadowkati: Agreed. It's a b.s. name. Knowing Apple's territorial nature, they're going to jump all over people for using it, too.

@Hello Mister Walrus: My thoughts exactly.

@Kurib0sShoe: My thoughts exactly.

And, again, which version is going to be capable of fellatio?

@d.beilfuss: Honestly, IMO it's a bullshit statement. Before there is physicality, (e.g. anything that exists) there is no way to measure or assess laws.