That was, by far, the strangest batch of Photoshop entries I've seen on Giz.

@baconbot: lol. oh man, that was a nice laugh...

@Steven Callas: Potentially. If so, great. If not, well... it's just unclear so this might help.

@mecha2142: I know he meant that, I just think the wording is confusing.

matt: "More Faster" may want to be looked at. I think I know what you meant, but it's a bit confusing.

@DaNich: Physical matter is defined differently according to quantum mechanics. Without motion, there would be no physical matter.

@Wade McGillis: I don't believe that Jack meant it to be offensive, so the fact that you take it as such may be more of a personal issue than one of politics.

@PinkSabbath: I second this notion.

@Dirk Anger: You are absolutely correct. Since I agree that it is important to be consistent with definitions, I appreciate that you pointed this out.

@avinashpathak60: I have been away from my computer since yesterday. Thank you for responding so thoroughly.

@oneshot719: While that is often taught, it's actually not true in terms of measurable physicality.

@DPeezy: It is a pleasure to have a decent discussion with someone from a differing view point and walk away seeing something more clearly. And I, sir, am doing just that. So thank you!

Holy crap, Amir! You really like that phone!

@DPeezy: My friend, thank you for your response. I appreciate the time you spent and understand and a agree with many of the points you mentioned.

@abates25: Days! Wow, you went weeks!

@Lord_Data: HA! In light of recent events, that is hilarious.

@DPeezy: I'm not sure if you've missed some of the coverage, but there have been a lot of issues. The preorder didn't go well, there are issues with antenna interference, people have reported screen discoloration, and there are multiple reports of screens breaking. Not to mention the leaked phone some time ago.

This iPhone launch hasn't been going well... Apple hubris?

@mnerd: Yes.

"With Over" in title.