Maybe because that’s been hashed over thousands of times and is unrelated to this story?

Then get off our website.

Gotta love a good misplaced overreacting rant. We may have the first copypasta for Kinja right here.

I call the big one Bitey

Go away, there aint no monorail and there never was!

but monorail cats are awesome. 

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.

The citizens of Ogdenville and North Haverbrook are disappointed that their stories remain untold.

Simpsons references are more a Shelbyville idea.

This article is like a mule with a spinning wheel:

Mono - D’OH!!

See if you can decouple them, for they have no real connection.

Monorails are meme trains

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea, anyway.

The lack of Simpsons references makes me sad.

Just the latest trend in version numbering. The Mark I is the upgrade from the 360. If you get Lasik, the number jumps up to Series X.

Until self-driving robocars reach Level 5 autonomy, this is all circle jerk stuff. And there will be many, many years of circle jerking before Level 5 is no-joke real.

Life must be great there.  That would explain why 3x as many Europeans move to the US as vice versa.