All the stars for the Danger 5 gif

Clever of you sir

Enhance....

“ I’m not sure I was aware that salt water could completely disintegrate tires before, but it sure appears that’s what’s happened here.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I think the tires are probably missing because of the fire that started on the ship. Pretty crazy to see the massive scale of damage and destruction. I wonder how long those tie downs will hold out on the ones still connected to the deck.

That LIDAR resolution is stunning. It’s everything The Italian Job told me I could get with a Canon XL1

yep, that’s how I understood it. similarly the picture of ice cream on your carton of ice cream has to be the actual, y’know, ice cream, but the picture of “ice cream” on your bottle of butterscotch topping can be scoops of mashed potatoes.

That truck should’ve taken the higher ground...

“Frame is solid” well, in comparison to the rest of it sure.

Did someone drive this thing into the fucking sea? 

My first thought when I saw the title image:

...evolving into a bit of a rust-enthusiast (not fetishist).

I am sure it scoots pretty good now seeing as how half of the weight is gone and I fail to see the aforementioned “solid frame”.

when you get lots of tetanus is it called tetani?

Prop food used for photography is often doctored to the point that it’s no longer edible, yes, but the other part is that there’s more than one prop item on hand for the shoot. If you need to do retakes, you’re not going to want to run to the market (or call the supplier), so you’ve got backups in the wings, as it…

Prop food in commercials is usually held together with inedible things like glue and fake cheese so I doubt anyone would want to eat any of it.

Given the “nature” of the food shown in that still life and the time required for the level of artistry, I hope NO ONE ATE THAT FOOD.