How about that.You taught me something new.

I think you just described 1980's Chrysler vehicles.

Fair enough, fellow goat. The word ‘glorious’ could mean....

I remember when Jalopnik wasn’t so much of a beater community. What happened to a front page full of car reviews, test drives, interviews, techinical articles, and covering events? Honest car reviews and articles with a humorous twist is what made this place great, along with test drives written by a Test Driver. It…

I would never not be concerned about the entire thing peeling off and flying into the air.

At anything over 50 mph, I would bet this thing shakes like a washing machine on spin cycle when my wife tries to wash the bathroom rugs. 

After reading this reply, I had to scroll back up to see if “Oh, Cock” was in the article anywhere.

Jame’s May, Is that you?

It’s become apparent to me that Jalopnik bought a dirt cheap dictionary with severe typos to use in the office.

This looks like it was designed to hold a single coffin, or multiple dead bodies.

I have many questions, none of which require answers.

If he can’t sell this 153,000 mile, two-owner Crown Vic, which is listed at $3,200...

This is simultaneously impressive and thoroughly terrifying. 

CRACK.

Glorious

Depends on what it’s for. It’s easier to get gaffer tape off of carpet than duck/duct tape, that’s for sure.

I’ll have you know that the Zune was and still is awesome. It was a better product than the iPod only let down by late entry into the market and Apple worship.

Of course, Bill is an actual software developer and the most successful software mogul ever.

Elon makes it really hard to want to buy a Tesla.

The Zune was great.