OK, that is both better (NAZIs were the absolute scum of the Earth, and the word should not be applied to anyone else) and fucking hilarious. Thank you. 

Except that there is a .jif file, which is not the same thing as a .gif.

Upping the difficulty by cooking with a running car:

Salmonella....... Salmonella Tetanus happened.

No, but the CEO of Airbus has never claimed an A380 can fly itself across the country. Elon has made that claim for Tesla cars.

Tesla and Elon Musk have made a major selling point of its cars that they have the AutoPilot/FSD system, have made repeated demonstrations of it moving without a driver, and have repeatedly claimed it will be capable of driving itself.

Proof that Tesla’s any closer to Level IV, let alone V, autonomy than anyone else? 

Most people, Elon included, tend to not differentiate between the two, especially when playing up the “it can drive itself!” talking point.

Fully self driving into 18 wheelers, Jersey barriers, a Honda Civic....

Elon-sempai will never notice you. Stop Stanning for him.

When a CEO says his “Fully Self-Driving” cars are capable of hands-off navigation, the government tends to take a rather dim view of incidents that prove it cannot, especially those resulting in fatalities.

I’ve adapted to my local environment by evolving into a bit of a rust-enthusiast (not fetishist).

Or Crisco, or silicone, as I linked in the clip above.

At least here in the States, you can use substitutes for the sides/accent items/garnishes, but the main product must be the real thing:

Fake/prop food is often not food at all:

Hey, it works for Tesla

Huh. Got that on my phone and tablet, figured it was just a glitch. Glad to see that’s all it was. 

Sorry, I’m going to let the Skywalker twins answer for me:

“Eleven? Peasant, I turned it up to 420 and ripped off the fuckin’ knob!”