Not enough emojis. ;-(

If you want to change your diet, change it for better reasons than “Herp derp, social media told me to!”, and actually commit to it. 

This went past crack pipe, through meth and wound up in bath salts territory. Frankenstein’s monster was one-of-a-kind too, and for good reason. 

I disagree, the flight is the best thought out part of this plan, which is frankly terrifying. 

The area around Victoria has a large seam of lignite coal, high in water content.

Couldn’t have been the Hamster, it wasn’t on fire.

Right? Archer knew how you treat sports/super cars:

Needs all the stars:

Yes. An experimental coal-to-hydrogen plant is being built in Victoria, which will convert a large cache of brown coal for export to Japan. I’m somewhat dubious on the whole project, which sounds more wasteful than simply burning the coal for power:

That’s it, close the thread. COTD right here.

At least that big

Obligatory:

I was actually trying to find the clip on the Tubes of U, but it’s not out there. I think I still have this on VHS somewhere, should rip it. 

Yes, thank you! This car is old enough to rent itself, and, nice looking or no, 7k is a “Honey, I put the car up just like you asked, but no one’s replying!” price.

Yeah, not KITT. We got the 4000.

If you have Tesla’s IFF app Autopilot recognizes you as a friendly and won’t engage.

Apparently there are ketchup Pringles, though I personally can’t recall seeing them anywhere. I’ve only really seen Herr’s:

Well yeah, it’s only after Third Impact that things really get rekt.