Right? Shame they never used it. 

Runners up:

Hogs were never that sophisticated to begin with, so I don’t think even with swapping out the existing avionics you’d get a useful suite. They could add pods, but then that cuts into the available weapons load.

Wrong way ‘round; it is far more expensive to refine aluminum from bauxite than it is to recycle existing products, even accounting for collection and separation costs. It’s also more efficient, taking a fraction of the power needed for refining ore. 

TBH though, I can’t really think of a better use for nukes.

Social media was a mistake. 

Well, dead people don’t have to worry about HIV/AIDS, autism, cancer, Hep A, B or C, or the flu, so I guess they’re technically correct (the best kind of correct!)

Ow, I think I pulled a muscle rolling my eyes so fast.

Even in bulk, they’re not worth enough for CarMax to bother with. Same with an auction company probably. He’d wind up owing them money.

No. He’s not a car lover, he’s a hoarder. Don’t enable him.

That sunshade has probably been in there since HW Bush was president.

1) is dead on. The guy’s a habitual hoarder. Give him an inch and he will be filling that yard up again.

Here you go:

That would actually solve the problem he doesn’t think he has. The man’s a hoarder, plain and simple. 

The man had a de-facto junkyard going on; his neighbors and the township had every right to step in, and honestly they should have done so before it got that bad.

Dauzet says he just wants the township to be “reasonable.” “I don’t sleep at night. I’m rolling around. Waking up three times a night. That’s bullshit. And it’s absolutely unnecessary. If they just got reasonable, I’d be fine,” he said.

Doubtful there’s anything worth parting out; they’re probably getting fed to the shredder.