Pretty sure that’s a PA plate.

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the…

The KC-X program was such a cluster-fuck:

Huh. I have somehow managed to miss this completely.

OK, what’s this big M8 meme?

Yeah, I’m not coming with any 1/64 scale CLRs. Possible OP is confused on the model. 

what else a fast food chain can do these days to draw in the option-loaded customer:

♫No commotion, no screaming brakes
Most of it’s over before I awake
From the ceiling my coffee cup drips
While out my window the horizon does flips
The worst part was hitting the ground
Not the feeling so much as the sound
Can’t help but wonder if all this is real ‘cause
Tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel♫

Driver’s front tire was 1.5psi low...

Probably better, actually.

A Tesla ute?

Could be worse; they could be piloting this in Philly...

Pretty much the same thing I first though about.

No, the Great Screaming One was voiced by Chris Latta, who also did Wheeljack and Sparkplug on Transformers, as well as Cobra Commander and Gung Ho on GI Joe, and Mr. Burns in the 1st season of The Simpsons.

Per the all-knowing Wiki:

People buy Wheat Chex for for reasons other than to make Chex Mix? You’re pulling my leg.