You were a former columnist at the Denver Post, right? Keep updating that resume...

Hey, way to take a decent bit of wordplay and turn it into cheap ethnic stereotyping.

Anyone who has watched him play lately could see this coming. He was spending way too much time in the drink.

Driving While Black with orange stripes

Woods has not won a golf tournament since 2013. We’ll update this post as more information becomes available.

Great message.

So...they put a Tiger in the tank?

fair enough. Either way, it’s not a holiday that should be about shopping. SHould be about remembering. For rememberance day in Canada, we can buy poppies. that’s it. and proceeds all go to veterans.

Your Daly reminder of just how far Tiger has fallen.

A fait accompli, once the police pulled him over. We’ve known for a while now that Woods rarely refuses to blow.

His drive isn’t what it used to be.

Tiger Woods, Florida Man.

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

You’d think he’d know not to drive on holiday weekends by now.

‘He’s in the hole!’

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

It’s pretty simple. Veterans don’t have massive lobbying arms and bags full of cash to throw at politicians.