Now that’s what I call a cheeky bastard.

HE WAS CULTIVATING MASS

Yes! The foot race thing was what I was trying to remember.

Don’t they have a thing where the ten fastest dudes have a foot race for some sort of prize money?

From what I can tell, a rumble pony is something to do with carousels, so it would fit right in?

I’ve always been partial to bear fight.

FOLLOW. THE. MONEY.

You just need to make a poll between “Yeah Jeets” and Buttland. I’m torn between the two and I regularly say “Yeah Jeets” in public.

I say “Yeah Jeets” in public more than I care to admit.

“We shoot the chicken out of a cannon”

Is his special dish “cream of sumguy”

I’ve gotten to where I just really enjoyed listening to the drive time sports talk in my town on the way home and looked at it as a way to catch up on current events and e-news while sitting in traffic.

I do that all the time. I usually bring a book or read on my phone with reddit or kindle apps. Sometimes I’ll watch the local sports side or whatever rando sport they have playing on the ocho that day. I’m pretty good friends with the bartenders so we chat quite a bit too.

Bravo.

I’m by no means rich or anything, but I think if I became rich I would still fall back to drinking Tito’s vodka and Miller Lite, cause I’m a classy white trash Texan who gets worn out by the absolute beating it is with the number of choices we have cause of the craft beer craze.

Are you tellin me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?

You haven’t spent enough time on r/guns

It makes it super easy to mince really hot peppers without getting them on your hands.

Yeah, but then you don’t have ginger around for figging.

He’s talkin about moonshine, meth, and opioid addiction.