That’s a solid joke, and nice user name.

I think the food is great. It’s a nice change of pace from when I get tired of eating (the best burger on the planet) Whataburger.

Just lead poisoning.

Same. It looks like he does all kinds of cool stuff.

I had a boss that claimed he would carry approx $1 in pennies when he was walking the beat as a military policeman. He said that it was an effective non-lethal weapon to deal with belligerent drunk Marines.

Asking the real questions here.

Ah, I remember skipping class and boning 4-5 times a day in college. Thanks for the memories.

That’s for the fan to decide!

I was almost in one. Brides brother (navy officer) was trying to bang the bride’s best friend (army officer) and she was having none of it and had already (quite loudly) declared her intention of taking me (Marine enlisted) back to her hotel room. I found this to be hilarious and was continuing to stir the pot. We all…

Fuck, that makes me wish that all of our old barns weren’t falling apart

So. Under. Rated.

I think one of the parts of this was having to keep the euros on hand by only converting them $100 at a time.

I think Plano is worse.

I just say DFW area cause nobody knows where my city is located anyway.

Well he is a Jerry

This.

That seems like a reasonable request to me.

Had no idea. Neato.

Dammmmnnn

Vivian is a man’s name in England?