Well you only pie twice.

I think that was the joke.

Member when deadspin used to have sports and dick jokes?

and my buddy actually went down to the local BMW dealership and pretended that his parents were getting him a BMW for graduation. Not only did we get to test drive a 3 series, but we got copies of “The Hire” on DVD.

I wonder if it would take out protein based stains?

What if you live in say, Texas, and have a concealed carry permit?

WHO KEEPS A PICTURE OF A TURD IN A BAG?

I used to chew them all the time in the military. There’s only so many cigarettes or dips you can take when you’re sitting around waiting for something to happen for 12-18 hours at a time.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Did you see that “juke” right at :42?

Don’t let the haterz bring you down.

- Sent from my dodge dart.

Mmmmm cheerwine.

Please don’t ever leave.

I have a friend that is a JAG lawyer and it seems like she has taken leave for longer than I spent deployed. It makes make black enlisted heart weep bitter nicotine tears.

This is nothing that hasn’t happened in literally every administration since someone got their brother-in-law a job.

I really wouldn’t mind all these antics if I knew they weren’t being paid by public funds.

Yes, hippos kill people all the time.

I use people that say they have read “Infinite Jest” and “Ulysses” to calibrate my bullshit meter.

I’ve read most of Palahniuk’s books, just not in the last year. I’ve been reading a lot of Robert Young Pelton’s travel stuff lately.