What is this thing and where do I get one?

Also, bullfighting

I would watch all of these. And make Modern Pentathlon combative.

Speak for yourself on that second part buddy.

No “Fuck me daddy?” Amature.

This makes more sense. I thought all those dudes were strapped after the first reading. But then again, it being night in rural Indiana, I would probably want to be armed as well.

I would love to watch both of them. Also, instead of show jumping, the horsey event should be a flat out derby style race.

Win Jill Stein’s Money?

Kinda like when the dolphins left

Or Whataburger.

My dad used to grow onions on a large scale. If I was ever hungry while out working in the fields I would hop of the tractor, pull one out of the ground, peel it, and eat it raw.

Under. Rated.

After reading Bentz’s statement, if you replaced “Ryan” with “Andy” you would have most of the hijinks I experienced hanging out with my rugby team’s Eight Man. He would pull this kind of shit all the time.

Oh, that threw me cause I was thinking the dutch were only from Holland.

Like a fuckin boss!

I was about to say that you were wrong about .22 not being lethal, but then I remembered that they probably only use .22 primer and not .22 LR

The fact that I have laughed at most of these replies makes me feel bad about myself.

Spot on.

Is this a sex thing that I’m just not getting?

+1 jingoism