This seems more like a kolache or pastie to me.

Check out photo 3 of 42.

Maybe if he didn’t have those sideburns.

Crushed them with a PT Cruiser, obviously.

Did he not have a prenup?

I refuse to eat at del taco because the multiple chances I’ve given it have always resorted in me getting food poisoning. And this was over three different states.

He’s only got one look! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!

I would watch that. Also, wasn’t “modern pentathlon” a combo of running, swimming, fencing, riding, and shooting?

You should look at the Field Gun competitions.

I agree. My two roommates are currently paying my mortgage.

I had to google what this fin dom is. I still don’t believe it is an actual thing.

I made an account specifically to address this. I find the best way to respond to “Thank you for your service.” is to say “Thank you for your support.” and leave it at that. If you don’t feel like taking advantage of what they are offering; more power to you, more steak for me, but instead of the WWP, ask people to…