Well said. It’s so ironic how a franchise so manifestly about the future has been trapped in its own past since 2002. It boggles the mind, really. For the life of me I can't comprehend what makes the powers that be so eager to retread what's long gone. All it does is create continuity issues. I just can't wrap my head…

Star Trek Federation really sounds like it could have been interesting. I’ve always thought that the way for Star Trek to move forward is by actually moving forward: no reboots, no going back in time, always be set in a future period than previous series.

It’s okay. We all did. They put up their whole back story in like 2 paragraphs and kept it up for about 1.5 seconds. I gave up after the 2nd one.

In the opening third, when everybody gets their introductions and freeze-frames with text, the words on Harley’s image say something to the effect of “accomplice in the murder of Robin”

especially since the movie mentions that Harley helped Joker kill Robin

but what if it really was peach tea?

Wanna know what was a bigger missed opportunity? Having the Joker be played by literally anyone else.

Wanna know what was a bigger missed opportunity? Having the Joker be played by literally anyone else. I personally think they should just replace him with Nick Cage, because if anyone can act like a crazy person and have it be totally believable it’s him. If you’ve seen Face/Off, he’s basically playing the Joker…

If you have to hold onto the scoop part of that thing in order to manipulate the handle to turn it into a different utensil, how does that save on cleanup time?

My wife would never use that. My wife is a tremendous cook. I am not. So she cooks, I wash the dishes. My wife would never trust that I could get all the gunk from cooking from inside the hinge assemblies.

If the star of The Blacklist used an especially sleek-looking one to pick up arachnids, it would be a sporty Spader spider Spadle.

That map is especially stupid since it uses modern political boundaries to define the British Empire’s holdings at a time when those borders didn’t exist.

The map of the British Empire is wrong. It didn’t include all of that area at any one time.

They outsourced it to China...that’s why.

Is it Donald Trump’s heart?

Watching the Stargate reruns too, huh?

And those who are prideful and refuse to bow down shall be laid low and made unto dust. Those who reject the path to enlightenment, must be destroyed.

I’m annoyed because I was tricked by clickbait. Eve wasted my time.

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.

I need more details. Is this theoretical hippo a hungry, hungry hippo?