I think he scored a bulls-eye, all right.

Amazon Agrees to Hand Over Data in Echo Murder Case

I hear the next Deadpool movie is going to have a post-credit scene for its post-credit scene. /jk

That would have ruined the fucking movie, yes.

it has real muscles? Cool!

Well, people keep all sorts of dangerous and venomous reptiles as pets, so why not a carnivorous chicken?

“ as much as getting killed by a velociraptor sounds like a pleasant fate”

Eh. That barely covers Fandango’s fees for a single ticket. I could save almost as much by buying the ticket at the theater.

Eh. That barely covers Fandango’s fees for a single ticket. I could save almost as much by buying the ticket at the…

whoops, my copy+paste skills failed me today. (fixed it, thanks!)

For some reason xkcd skipped Australia. It has a total of six time zones:

And here I thought this was going to be a boring story.

And yet 101Domain says it isn’t registered. you might want to double check that.

I don’t exactly know hat counts as fake news these days; the term is clouded.

Yes, and virtually all major companies do the same - just not quite on this scale.

“The President of the United States Owns 3,643 Websites Including IHateTrumpVodka.com”

The original CD was enough to clue me in.

This is a very Rick joke to play. The fanbase should have expected it.

LOL

I hate it when my lunch and dinner fight over who will be eaten first.

So no one used “Planet McPlanetface”?