This isn’t science. That is when you discover something new.

I hear Dr Moreau got 5 to 10 for violating the new regulations.

Not enough hallucinogens.

yep. beat me to it.

Hipster vampire: I was drinking blood before it was cool.

If this book is out of stock then what are all these sellers doing?

Yes, in SW7 they split the Luke/Leia characters into 3 people, and changed their motivations. That is one way the remake is an improvement on the original.

here you go:

Everything is a remix.

I’m eagerly anticipating finding his “To Wong Foo” cosplay.

TFA improved on the original by splitting the Luke and Leia characters into 3 people, none of which were whiny sulky teen boys. It may be a remake, but i like still it.

Indeed.

Leia made for a great courier because her diplomatic status meant her ship and person were untouchable - or at least that was how things worked before the emperor stopped playing by the old rules.

I forgive Abrams on that point because the plot required all of the classic team members ending up on the Enterprise in time for the third act. That lead to the contrived situation on the ice moon.

Yes, she was BS-ing Vader, but it didn’t work.

“Teen hero stumbles into ragtag rebel’s plot to destroy planet-killing superweapon, saves the day”

Eh, Abrams didn’t get any further than “let’s remake A New Hope and see if anyone complains”.

I don’t know why this was hard to explain away.

LOL