Uhh….the video shows up as "blocked" on my phone.

It'll stop spinning when I die.

Is this the tagline for a horror movie or a porno?

I think what they did to Armie Hammer was somehow even worse.

Almost all the Bonds have been around 40 when they started, so I don't think that would be a huge problem.

"No, wait…. apparently House of Lies refers to a popular show on Showtime, and not, uh, Fox News.

I have a soft spot for "Friends," too.

Freebasing the Tobacco Drug is the name of my upcoming progressive-folk-rock concept album.

And the music kicks right as he does it, too. It's really the best part in a pretty great opening sequence.

I've actually never seen two seconds of anything she's ever done. She just seems fun to make fun of.

This makes too much sense and I'm going to pretend I never read it.

Yeah, it almost sounds like they had a leftover song from the OK Computer days and went, "Let's replace all the guitars with a chugging string section."

I didn't think Wilmore's set was that great.

Finally watching this series (I'm the latest one, I think, I win!), and have to agree with everyone from the past.

I know you could get addicted, but I don't think I ever took that many chems in the first Fallout. "Brain fried from chems" sure sounds like an affliction a Fallout character would suffer from, though.

I left Sten in his stupid cage and never looked back.

I loved doing the complete opposite in the first Fallout. Having 0 intelligence would make your character a total neanderthal - you would never have any coherent dialog options, only variations on "Uhhh" and "Urgh?" The NPCs would invariably respond with "Get away from me, stupid."

I'm a stickler for aspect ratios.

It's the logical successor to "Every Breath You Take."

Uhh….. Tom Petty?