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I dig it a bit less that after about 6 decades or so, the ABC in Australia is losing Doctor Who to Disney+.

It’s not a fucking sitcom on NBC, and his theatrical movie career is hardly over.

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The Abyss is possibly my favourite Cameron film, not just because it’s a technical marvel, but also because there are two different versions - very different versions - that more or less end the same way. The version everyone knows has the very-eighties-neon aliens pop up from the depths, carrying the rig to safety,

I don’t think True Lies gets enough credit for pulling off the impossible feat of making Tom Arnold funny.

When Titanic is halfway up the list it really hits home just how much quality there is in his portfolio.

I think that the genius of Titanic gets overlooked: It’s really 2 different movies in one. It starts with a basic star-crossed lovers story, and about 2/3's of the way through that film it becomes a mostly self-contained action film. Then once the action film resolves, it returns to conclude the tragic love story. I

The ex-Prime Minister. He was also the Minister for health, finance, home affairs, treasury and industry, science, energy and resources.

I am excited to learn that people who were disappointed by WW84 went back to the first Wonder Woman and realized that it was overhyped well past its competency.

(It and Captain Marvel were kind of one two punch of films I really wanted to be good because fuck yeah female leads that are just formulaic nothings that

Calling it average IS charitable.

i genuinely think 3 is underrated.

Yeah, I’d rather see Wraith Squadron in action, even though I do love Rogue Squadron.

Threads is for those days when you don't want something as light-hearted as The Day After.

WW84 with CGI as bad as Catwoman which was made decades earlier

That’s ex-Prime Minister <pause> scottmorrison.

I cannot be the only person who keeps reading that they cancelled “WW3" and instinctively thinking “oh thank God, the last thing we need is another world war” before I remember the context.

Well, coming from somebody who loved the first one: he’s not wrong..

When it was announced that they were spending $1.5 billion on a bunch of Avatar sequels, I, like a lot of people, chuckled, thought, “well, that seems like a miscalculation,” made a few jokes, and went on with my day. But the number of people who seem weirdly, personally invested in its failure have become far more

It’s really amazing how much this review triggers you, having not seen the film, or having any intention of seeing the film

You really just hate being alive, don’t you?