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I’m making a lot of food for a cook out tomorrow, that I’m not even hosting. At least there will be a mayo free salad for people who want something without mayonnaise. Korean cucumber salad! Doesn’t really fit in with everything else, but I’m making it anyway because it’s so delicious! Also raspberry lemon bars, that

“So we’re all in agreeance, we’ll hire a spokesperson who can get away with it”.

Properly speaking, this is none of the league office’s business at this point

I’m 63. When I was three there was a measles encephalitis epidemic in my county. I was hospitalized for a couple weeks. Yes, I was fully immunized by my nurse mother.

That is a very broad brush you are painting with. Yes, general theft of concepts gave us all GUI interfaces thanks to Xerox, or true preemptive multitasking from the Amiga, or rectangular glass communication devices thanks to Star Trek / Steve Jobs. However, there is a huge difference between stealing a concept and

Huawei, like most successful Chinese companies, is accused of success through unlawful acquisition of foreign intellectual property. While Huawei and others have nearly caught up and are, in some ways, even surpassing American design, it is very difficult to turn a blind eye to the years of outright theft they used

If he was the victim of a hate crime that is a terrible thing. If he lied about the story or made it up that is a terrible thing in a different way. Easy for me to say this because I am a person with a moral compass.

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

True. It is well within the right of the Speaker to withdraw the invitation for the SOTU, but it is highly unusual.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

“Two what?”

so sad. any child of the 70s knows her work well and any child of a single divorced mother knows these stories and headlines and their effect too.

This is the 2019 Camaro SS all over again. Saw this on a Reddit thread- Looks like someone went to the Toyota school of design

They really tried to figure out who did it, interviewed tons of people. They even spoke with the dogs’ breeder and main suspect, Ernest Mal. They never got anything from him though, because Mal’s a mute.

“Who doped these sled dogs” would be a fantastic comeback song for the Baha Men.

I think calling what Nathan Peterman did “actual football” is being a bit generous.

In all seriousness, how bad must Nathan Peterman feel right now that he’s played actual football in 2018 and these guys are out here signing Josh fucking Johnson off an AAF roster while he’s a FA?

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

Because something greedy Jews (but not the good Israeli kind).