usedturtle
Ruined Tortoise
usedturtle

You probably haven’t met any real Seahawks fans. For the most part, locals try to stay out of the city to avoid all of the Cali tech bros. You know, the ones that moved here in the last 5 years, quadrupled the hipster ratio, and ruined the housing market.

Hate to say it, but it’s getting harder to believe the refs aren’t deciding the outcome of these games anymore. I can recall probably 5-7 games this season where a questionable penalty, late in the 4th quarter or OT potentially altered the momentum and/or outcome of the game. At least 3 of those were Seahawks losses. 

And just like that, I am now boycotting everything Momoa is involved with. Do not make this man more famous. He is not a good human being.  

Deleted my account back in October. I have NEVER felt better. 

24 hours later and the site is down. This seems fitting. 

Every week is a new ‘best deal ever’ on these. I’ll keep waiting. 

Every week is a new ‘best deal ever’ on these. I’ll keep waiting. 

Can we talk about this trash can full of vomit? Is this a trash can JUST for vomit, or was the team having a really bad day?  Was it flu-season? How can you casually bring up someone throwing a trash can full of vomit without explaining why there happened to be a trash can filled with vomit in the first place! We have

I nearly fell into that exact problem when I bought a Grand Cherokee for my wife a couple years ago. They tried to talk us into the leather/heated seats, sun-roof, nicer wheels, tow package, etc. - all available with various, more expensive trim packages. Since I was the one paying for it, we ended up going with the

This is murder. I’ll say it again, this is murder. I thought we had laws against murdering people, but I guess it’s ok when you’re the one enforcing the law?

“The tiny fracture is thought to have formed on the outside when a micro-meteorite struck the ISS. “ 

Is the 0% chance because there was a literal land bridge that people were crossing at that time, and the people would have seen them? 

I go to one every year just to have something to regret. 

FYI Kent, WA is just a few miles south of Seattle where minimum wage is $15 and the average rent is around $2000 for a 1-bedroom apartment. Same county, same housing market, same horrible cost of living. Throw a 10% sales tax on everything you buy and $15/hr is nearly a poverty wage.

The boss wasn’t actually as bad as I expected him to be. He was honestly pretty chill about it. I’ve had employers freak out much more over much less.  Trying to make the guy stop filming when he’s no longer your employee, and you have no legal authority is just a power trip though.. 

This is written like classic satire. If this is legitimate anger, I’m impressed that one person has managed to be the perfect characterization of all of the worst in NFL fandom.

He knew the entire time, this was the plan from the start. Net neutrality was stolen from the American people. Pai is a criminal.

Is he fucking talking about rivers? Protected rivers that farmers aren’t allowed to draw water off of?  Somehow democrats are to blame for rivers coming down mountains into the fucking ocean? How?  I can’t, I fucking give up. 

Why isn’t a direct assault that resulted in the death of a man, not a murder charge?  Is it because he’s a bersketball coach? 

I’m starting to feel like maybe the NFL is keeping these rules as vague as possible to give the refs the ability to affect the outcome of more games.. It seems like each year there is a new rule that just adds to the overall confusion and murkiness of the playbook, while simultaneously giving the stripes more play

This is what’s wrong with our judicial system. This guy is a control freak on a permanent power-trip from his life-long appointment. Sadly this is more common than you would expect.