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You’d be shocked how much bullshit borderline con artists like this guy and Wayne Dyer and Suzie Orman PBS runs during their pledge drives. I’ve actually called them and said “you know what would make me give you money? Stop running this shit instead of the shows I actually want to watch!”

The giant fossilized tooth fell off. Unfortunately Von Daniken found it and used it to force open the great stone gates Teotihuacán, and there Robbins was!

Yes, I use a top sheet- because I am not a monster.

I feel like I should run out to Dick’s and make a purchase- like a reverse boycott.

Ah, CPAC - the weekend that taxes Grindr to its limits.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

OkCupid also taught me how many men really need to clean their bathroom mirrors.

Fight me us.

Regina King was the best part of Jerry Maguire. Fight me.

I’m not a praying person. But every time this movie comes up, I utter “please don’t suck” in a tone that’s very nearly reverent.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

My mom has an MSNBC coffee klatch in her suite at the assisted living