I set everything on fire and had a panic.

Donald Trump is gonna' hate this.

Damn, that’s a brilliant drawing-board concept for a game. The closest to it I can recall offhand is SimEarth, but even that one eventually pushed you towards intelligent life that clawed its way up the technological ladder.

Seems like none of this is for you.  The shared universe intersections are absolutely core to Marvel Comics and to the success of the MCU.  But if you hate connected continuity, can I recommend the DCEU?  There nothing ever connects to anything, ever.

I appreciated Loki asking why they didn’t just time travel to the moment before an event and prevent it for that very reason.

I’m 62. Older.

It was hilarious. As far as being improvised, I get the feeling that Waititi projects don’t have an actual script, so much as an outline.

yup that was totally a COVID-19 change, but imo it made the scene funnier. 

I was wondering if the “take a number” scene was originally intended to have lots of people and was then re-written to avoid a crowd.

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

I also blew a latex tube and I thought my life was over.

My son asked me how I knew how to fix everything.
I told him it was because first I broke everything. 

Don’t have $100? It’s half-off on Thanos Day!

Pym particles ain’t cheap

Missed opportunity to offer Lavash crust.

I swear to god I thought turkeys could fly.

He really needs to play a Skrull impersonator named Jack Hughmann and I will die on this hill.

When I get home I’mgona punch your momma in the mouth, there is no way you came from my loins.

No kidding.

This has nothing to do with the god damn Germans!