There’s also kind of the spirit of the thing which is to be avoiding overly processed foods so if it feels fake to the person doing the fast then they shouldn’t eat it. It’s supposed to be spiritual fast, not a diet.

This was a stupid fucking stunt. it’s the same thing as when Pence and Mother flew to Indiana for a football game and then immediately left when players took a knee. What did these two dunces think they were going to see?

Richest man on the planet divorces age-appropriate wife and is dating a new age-appropriate woman. What??

Rick is a national treasure and one of Pittsburgh’s favorite sons. Since 1988, he’s made dozens of programs about various subjects related to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and the US in general. I miss when WQED’s digital channel used to show all his programs on a monthly rotation.

If only getting a divorce was as easy as saying you’ve decided to divorce. Bezos is not divorced, he’s still married. The title of your article is incorrect.

I know we’re all operating under the cloak of youth (relative), health (relative) and happiness (you know the drill), but I just bought Steak-Ums the other day for a mother-in-law who’s ill with cancer. She’s too weak to stand in the kitchen to prepare a long recipe, but damn if she can’t nuke some Steak-Ums. Been…

If you didn’t have sex with the female patients, give a cheek swab and a blood sample.

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The correct spelling didn’t give it away?

He pours it on Mother during intimacy.

Dear Jez staff,

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

You mean “kadooz” to you, a la Ramona Singer.

Sounds about White.

Ivanka.

Okay I have watched it- it is super cheesy but I was okay with that. I have three main gripes (two of which are exact to someone’s review on IMDB):

Apologies if this made the dirt bag cut yesterday but Mandy Moore got married and I want to wish her happiness after being with the monstrously terrible Ryan Adams for so long!

You now know one.  Love the stuff.

Uh... this is just part of life.

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”