You can straight up make soup in the Vitamix. The blades move so fast it can actually warm it. I haven’t tried it yet, but that’s what the book that came with mine states.

It’s the idea that suicide is something you can DO to a person by breaking their heart.  Obviously external circumstances can influence a person’s mood, but by saying it was because of a broken heart implies that Bourdain was wronged and whoever wronged him is somehow responsible for his death.  Not only that, but as…

I’m so sorry about your mom. There’s never a good time to lose someone, but this time of year has to be the worst. Hope you’re holding up okay. 

Yeah, I’m sure I made a face at that line too. My wife’s grandparents were married 74 years, so us at 28 years now seems like just starting out by comparison!

Stir in the sauce, brith,..........

and why is the film’s climax MBJ’s character losing a fight?

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

I was thinking the same thing.

It’s interesting how Jezebel’s readers have grown up over the years, but the writers keep getting younger.

Childish and sort of insulting in a way. “...25 years of marriage, to one person...or 25 years of anything?” which I read as “How incredibly boring it must be to be you, satisfied with just one thing. Get a life!”  Lady, you have no fucking clue what life is like when you spend it with your best friend.  The life I…

I was a little surprised by that silly line. And I’ve been with my husband for 24 years, married for 20. It’s easy to imagine, really. 

They ARE children. It’s the point.

been with my feller 21 years, married 17 so yeah, I’m with you!

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…

Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama?

the new book is called Becoming, no? In Her Own Words was published in 09.

The title of Michelle Obama’s book is Becoming.

“If Mrs. Trump wanted something from Mrs. Obama, she’d just take it.”

During the hearing, Squadrito’s attorney Nancy Hurley told the court, “The young lady in the police report indicates she was inebriated, so much so she does not remember portions of what is alleged to have happened.”

Accommodating your animal-loving guests is easier than you think.