you might as well move on from that particular style of facial hair

Proton

Get this, or else, what the hell are you doing at Jalopnik?

Whoa, I don’t even remember writing this and you guys are suggesting that I should write up an article? Coincidentaly enough, I had been thinking of doing some car-related articles... carticles? :)

OMG!

cannot unsee

Company: I like the new Camaro. But I also like the new GT4 Lusso

Did anyone else notice those initials?

I thought you were gonna talk about how no headphone jack means no one’s gonna ask for the aux cord to play shitty music and you can enjoy your engine rumbles and exhaust notes peacefully.

Don’t you guys get it, she was never married to Ramone. She was obviously lying about erasing his memory of the marriage.

That car in no way and from no angle looks like an italian designed car, let alone an Alfa. The Giulia looks more like a rebadged german sedan with recycled headlamps and that legendary Alfa triangle stuck in middle, and this has been my thought on the car since day one.

“I’m sure the car is a colossal performer and can lap Fiorano faster than the TARDIS”

What if you are standing next to one and it wants to plug into your butt?

That was really really good up until the point it turned out to be a musical. Seriously?

I think I might be in love with Mazda from now on :’)

DAYUMNN!!!!!

ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE

Fuck this auction.

*E31

MAAAAAAD!