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    Of course, that all goes down the drain when you get the Gangster costume and the Chicago Typewriter. Then you just mow down zombies like a boss.

    I hope they addressed the issues with the first game. Namely, rocket launcher juggling and enemy grapples that seemed impossible to escape from (or maybe that's just PC).

    What are you talking about? It's super easy to get the good ending if you follow a guide. You get the good ending by doing a set of actions (e.g. refusing the bullets when the lady offers them to you, finding someone's corpse, strumming a guitar, talking to people), not by playing the game stealthy. The way you

    "Deep Thought, we want you to calculate the answer to life, the universe, and everything."

    If you think other people shouldn't prematurely arrive at conclusions about your character without knowing you, don't you think you should do the same thing for the guy in the video? I mean, you're assuming he's a tool based on... the degree to which he's moving his body?

    First thing I thought of.

    The weight difference between a 3DS and a DS is probably equal to a small block of cheese... what the hell.

    Now playing

    No comment on the guy's skill or cockery, just throwing this out there: When you rock sufficiently hard, you do whatever the hell you want.

    Does that work with all types of keyboards? Membrane, mechanical and stuff?

    ***SPOILER ALERT***

    Department of Homeland Security? I thought these guys are supposed to deal with important issues like anti-terrorism and stuff, not bend to the will of the MPAA.

    Actually, it isn't. I don't have a Phd in Philosophy or anything, so if you'll permit me, I'll just copy and paste this from Wikipedia:

    I'm pretty sure they dig really big, deep holes hundreds of meters deep to bury this stuff in sealed canisters and stuff.

    An argument that has no grounding in anything graspable simply cannot be called a proof of anything. Nothing in the universe, including our own existences, can be objectively known for sure, this was a philosophy that the ancient Greek were all too familiar with.

    As someone who has personally reached level 1000 on this bullshit (and could have gone much higher if I wanted to, since I had gotten to the point where I had enough energy to do jobs repeatedly, level, and refill my energy meter, and repeat), I'm telling you this game is a bigger waste of time than Facebook itself.

    Fenris was both intriguing, but also arguably the biggest bitch in the game. Yeah you hate mages, freaking hell get over it and help me with these templars.

    "Link! The Master Sword is here, hurry up!"

    I'm all in favor of not toning down difficulty, but cheapness should be toned down. Less rocket launchers please.

    Damn the original was hellishly difficult though.

    Thank you.