Crystal’s gender-switched Bert-and-Ernie-inspired looks were strong in Uniqueness and Nerve, and not all that short on Charisma and Talent. I thought the look was ghastly until the sweetness of it took over.

LOL, way back in the early 80s, you could call your answering machine and retrieve the messages by entering your three-digit code. He wasn’t talking to anyone; he was retrieving a message that someone had left for him.