I'm so glad Erlich and co. left Richard the fuk alone when they saw he was into something. That was a smart move.

lol As soon as that "jacking off 800 guys" scene really started I knew that Richard would have a movie moment and be like "oh my god, the algorithm is incomplete!"

Can you really (have the desire to) jack off six times a day in your late 30s/40s? Man I got a shitty deal as a teenager.

I am also gay and not effeminate and I find Animal Crossing to be super fucking boring and pointless. We should hook up. Pokémon will be an issue though.

Ha ha, yep.

All of the guys who I know who are in their 20s and still play Pokémon and Animal Crossing are all effeminate gay guys. Seriously, I'm not trolling.