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I’m pretty sure it was about a rabbit throwing a surprise party for a bear or a bunch of farm animals having a talent show. Either way, it was guided reading level E. She wanted to read me a book from her little box set of kids’ bible stories- and she kept asking if she could read to me now, and I kept redirecting her

😂Along the same lines, one of my little students held up a note for me during a video lesson, letting me know that she'd like to read a different book.

Mate if you’re going to repeatedly only appear in the Depp posts to lie to support a suspected domestic abuser by simply copy-pasting from wikipedia maybe copy the entire section and don’t just ignore the next line:

I’m really confused as to what Depp is trying to accomplish here. These accusations had pretty well been put to bed after the divorce. He could have moved on and not brought it up, thereby letting it fade from public memory. Other celebrities have survived far worse scandals simply by leaving them in the past.

Just reading quotes of what he’s said in court has me eye-rolling all over my apartment.  No one thinks your faux british eccentric speech affect is charming, it’s just douchy.

It’s amazing how this trial that he demanded is revealing just how utterly flimsy his claims are. Quite openly before this trial I was thinking “sounds pretty mutually abusive” but so far all we’ve had is evidence after evidence of Heard’s face bruised, Depp completely unconscious on the floor after binging on booze

Not really any harder than getting out of a pool, assuming the ladder was still down from when they got into the water.

After many years of having a kitchen with one drawer, one outlet, and about 2 square feet of counter space, I moved and have a real kitchen and can use my kitchen aid (<3), coffee maker, coffee grinder, soda stream, tea kettle, stove, sink, and food prep ALL AT THE SAME TIME if I wanted to.

They’re sure gonna teach us liberals a thing or two when they die of a virus that could have been dramatically slowed down if people inconvenienced themselves a tiny bit.

Getting sick to praise Dear Leader to own the libz” was the natural end game of this whole cult.

Um.

Good?

I’d prefer the 74 year old whose rally Cain was attending be the one sacrificed for the economy’s sake.

Cain has since announced that he is receiving treatment for coronavirus but cannot hazard a guess as to where that covid-19 might have come from because he’s been traveling a lot lately in places where cases are spiking.

You frassin’ me..?

What can they remember?

I don’t know enough about caterpillars or butterflies to tell if you’re joking but please tell me more!! What can they remember? 

Fun fact: Caterpillar poop is called “frass!”

I have four of these guys currently pupating. They were originally in a mason jar but I had to split them up as they got bigger because they kept bumping into each other. Fun fact: caterpillars can’t really see. They have simple eyes to detect light levels, but no complex eyes to form images.

We tried to raise butterflies with our kids a few weeks ago and it was an absolute nightmare. Got the mail order caterpillars, bought a bunch of milkweed and put them all in a big butterfly enclosure. Many of the cocoons detached from the enclosure wall and fell to the floor. When this happens, the pupae convulse and d