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I have been making large crock pot meals. I enjoy cooking! I just don’t have the mental energy right now to handle trying to keep working, allergy season making me think every other day I may have the corona virus, and living with my husband 24/7. Yesterday I made a giant pot of Bhindi Masala and hot and sour soup.

Oh, so you are one of my kindred, huh? I am going to go hog-wild on restaurants when this is over. I mean, I know this is good for me, healthwise, and I’m going to keep up some of these eating habits. But a splurge is building for that first week when the country opens back up...

The masks are this generation’s Duck and Cover. They may help a little, but mostly they’re a way to let you think you have control in a situation where you absolutely do not have control.

Yes, because stereotyping and bashing people on welfare never gets old.

I disagree, she’s in a tamer package but that chick is a stone cold psycho.

Then ignore the fucking Tiger King.  Jesus.

Am I the only one who hasn’t watched this? I just feel bad for the animals.

There’s going to be a mini-series adaptation with Kate McKinnon as Carole, and for Joe Exotic I read they’re trying to get... Margot Robbie, which is amazing. Any ya’ll got casting suggestions for Doc Artle, Jeff Lowe and his dimwit wife Lauren, Joe’s hubbies John, Travis and Dillon, and Carole’s dork husband Howard?

Even if she did kill her husband, as between her, Doc Antle, Joe Exotic, Jeff Lowe, and the various other big cat/private zoo owners, she remains by far the closest thing to a decent person among the whole lot of them.

They deserve a hearty thank you for making sure that the virus gets exported from metropolitan hotspots to sparsely populated rural areas that would otherwise have had to do without.

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

I wonder who is paying for security for Melania’s foreigner parents??? We all know for sure it isn’t coming out of the pocket of 45*.

Meanwhile we should have no problem, say, paying for Tiffany’s security when she goes to France for the Cannes Film Festival, because as we all know it’s just not Cannes without Tiffany Trump.

Oh no, Mr. Brexit loves the Brits. The real message is “Don’t let that African-American take our money”.

The man didn’t “look Presidential” when half of our country elected him president. You can’t put lipstick on a pig, friend. It’s still going to be a pig.

it’s like “forcing” GM to make ventilators...that they were already in the process of making. 

My wife is an IMCU nurse just north of Seattle, where the first US COVID patient was detected. Here are some stories from here and her friends:

That’s a bingo.

Big tough President boy gets to look big and tough without actually doing anything. It’s his favorite.

Good thing he doesn’t have other, more pressing issues to concern himself with...

Joan, are you okay? Where's your excoriating snark? The comment section isn't up in arms denouncing you. Are you sure you're alright?