Tom Hanks and his wife tested positive in Australia, where a test was developed in January and widespread testing has always been available. While the UK response has been shit Elba was tested early enough there wasn’t a shortage of tests at the time.

Just a shame he is asymptomatic, instead of experiencing a nice array of pain. I guess he is another one of them whom not even Satan will take a second before they have to.

If/when we have a functioning government again, someone should investigate how Randy got his test. He’s admitted to being asymptomatic, how come he was able to get tested (and get his results) while thousands of Americans with all the symptoms of the disease are told to self-quarantine because there aren’t enough…

His neighbor is going to have to wear gloves and a mask while beating his ass.

I normally cook A LOT: I really like it, it relaxes me, I love cooking for friends and family, and just generally love good food. I have realised today that I have not cooked once in 5 days. I have completely lost my appetite with the current situation, am eating only once a day and it is mostly salads or takeouts as…

These are dark, trying times. Who could use a good laugh? The New York Times cooking site has the craziest recipe reviews out there (also, some of the reviewers are just really mean on there) This review of Katharine Hepburn’s Brownies recipe is a wild ride from start to finish.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

You do realize that Garrett hasn’t worked at Jez that long? If you want to register an actual complaint, how about directing a strongly worded email to the editors?

Yeah, kind of just assumed they were lying the whole time. Every single thing about them is manufactured, even the “truth”.

Your lives make me smile. The story of two people that are fearless enough to live their lives on their own terms is inspiring. My regrets at 63 are from the times I was afraid to be what I wanted to be. You are who you want to be and that is more important than where you want to be. When you look back at your life…

I love the last two prairie nighties on the end in the last photo. They look like the wearer should be standing in a field of wheat with their arms full of sunflowers.

If it gets those morons on spring break to listen, I say go for it. 

What I really think we need to do ... (is) get our influencers, Kevin Durant, Donovan Mitchell, we need to get Kylie Jenner, we need to get our social media influencers out there and helping folks understand that, look, this is serious. This is absolutely serious. People are dying.

Vaping. Always.

Imagine all the Jez posts were proofread!

Both of them suggest the other is a piece of shit and at this point I'm inclined to believe both of them

Could he look more like a smug douchebag? Giving Pharma Bro Shkreli a run for his money.

Trump always need a boogieman. That’s just his default reaction when shit goes down.

#COVFEFE_45_Outbreak

So what exactly is Sanders currently doing to deal with the global crisis?