Well, that is true. But she's 17 and lives in Hong Kong but is staying in New York City for the summer.

Not that I have a vast knowledge of kinky things that people are into, but I'm pretty sure "crinkler" was invented for the purpose of this article. It's been a long time since either of my kids wore diapers, but I don't recall them making a crinkling noise. And while I am aware that there are indeed people into…

Or she goes to boarding school

Here comes a special boy

My fondest wish is to someday be described as "impish as fuck"

Oh, I understand the reason for trimming rather than shaving, I'm just not sure why either is necessary for hygiene. Aesthetics I understand—although I don't personally agree—but a number of them said they were taught to groom themselves this way for hygiene reasons (which is another thing I can't really relate to,…

It does not say, and it's hard to really tell from the video, but they just look like dark birds with no red on the wing.

It's one of the three P facts about vultures. Puke, Piss and I forget the other. Maybe putrid?

No, you were right, there was a candy called Cherry Chan at some point. And even though it existed before my siblings would have been buying it, I think my one sister called them Cherry Chan because the alliteration seemed more natural.

I remember my younger siblings buying them at the corner store in the mid 80's, but they were called Cherry Clan and the box had cherries with slant eyes and conical straw hats.

Thank you, this does help me understand better.

I started watching some 1950's hot rod movies a while back that were somehow both wonderful and awful. Hot Rod Gang and The Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow were pretty funny. Girl Gang and LIve Fast Die Young were so overdone they were entertaining.

With the weather getting nicer and working less, I have been biking more and doing less weight training. I'm a little worried about losing the progress I was making with the weights, but I really enjoy the meditative aspect of a long bike ride in the evening.

Let's hope not

Yeah, I have a number of female friends who say they trim their pubic hair "for hygienic reasons" and I was kind of like —how long are your pubes naturally? And what exactly are you doing with them that you are having hygiene issues?" Also, I think trimming them would blunt the hair shaft and make it itchy.

I think if you are supportive and respectful of her role as an escort, you are still supporting women and equality. There are woman who are sex workers who feel empowered and respected for their choice. It sounds as though you are fully aware of the boundaries and privileges of hiring an escort—I hope you have a…

"hold my beer"

Did you just refer to a woman as "grandma" solely on the basis that she is 56?

Jesus Christ, I was 20 when my mom died at 43 and I can't even imagine my rage if someone had said that to me.

This has been stuck in my head for the past half hour