I figure blind people learn to chop onions without cutting themselves, so I just close my eyes.

Once I spotted the Coke fountain, nothing else mattered anymore. Maybe there was Pepsi? Who cares! I was able to drink Coke!

Saw Spider-Man Homecoming and Baby Driver at the drive-in Friday night. Spider-Man was charming and fun. Baby Driver was far better than I anticipated. I don't really like violent movies, but this was amazing and fantastic and while there was a lot of violence, it wasn't lingering or torturous so I found it tolerable.

This brings up a very good point. Wouldn't it be better if the guy in the spidey suit be doing something more pornfully spider specific?

That is a damn fine butthole

I tried reading his autobiography not too long ago and he was so whiny about his drug use I just couldn't even finish it. I'm not judging the drug use, just pages of "oh, it was such a dark time, and I didn't know how to get through the emptiness in my soul and thank god for my wife " over and over and over again.

All of them. Noromo all the way for everyone.

Why are you pulling on my dick?

I was scornful when I first heard of Heathers the Musical but it surprised me by transforming the story into something slightly different while remaining faithful to the movie. A television series I still remain reluctant to accept.

Unless it were a secret kegerator that only a few very special friends knew about. And they knew to keep it a secret as well.

Clevelander here, but I love visiting Columbus. We go several times of year—to take our kids to Ohayocon, and sometimes day trips to visit around the city. Book Loft, Laughing Ogre and the Japanese stores at Kenny Centre are some of my favorites, the girls like Gatcha Gatchapon for Japanese arcade games.

Oh man, when mine were babies someone would always coo "don't you wish they'd still this little forever?" No. Definitely no. I couldn't wait until they got older and actually be a person.

Ha, I was going to post the same thing. My kids are awesome and amazing. Other people's kids (and other people's parenting) aren't always so much.

I started teaching myself Japanese more than 10 years ago when I was almost 40. I used the book Japanese for Busy People for the initial kana, vocabulary and grammar, and I thought it was pretty good. I watched a lot of Japanese dramas, and some anime. After about a year of pretty solid studying, I really kind of…

Eggs are pretty cheap as well and if you stir one in the yakisoba, theboiling water will cook it and it's almost nutritious'

Years ago I had a one night stand with a guy whose name I don't even remember, but he had the absolute best mattress. His uncle owned/worked at a mattress place and for a gift (graduation?) offered him the choice of money or a new mattress and he chose the mattress. It was amazing. I still remember how firm yet…

Yeah, I remember the commercials for that saying something like "a whole new generation will be able to see the original Star Wars on the big screen!" and I thought "new generation? Isn't that 20 years? —oh god, I'm old"

"If you remember seeing the original Star Wars in the theater as a kid, you’re Gen X." I was 10, so I guess I'm pretty solidly Gen X. Boring. I want a new name all my own for people born in 1967.

Sure, but when people are passing around information word of mouth back in the 50's and 60's, they probably just remembered there was some sort of poison in the seeds. Maybe arsenic was just a better known poison? I remember my mom being kind of vague about it, just that they were poisonous, she thought maybe arsenic…

But can it instantly blast your notes into the cloud?