"and then one thing led to another"

I'm gonna warn you right now—you will forever be spoiled for makeup.

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Despite the word "submerge" I was hoping this would involve lying on a giant pancake as though it were a sweet, delicious futon.

That's my understanding. That there is a long time connection between tattoos and organized crime so even when you are clearly probably not Yakuza, it makes people uncomfortable. I think I've read that if you can cover the tattoo with something like a large bandaid, you can get in. Hotel pools can have this policy as…

I kind of feel preparing for things in an effort to avoid awkwardness is my most valuable life skill.

If you have a gas stove, you can toast tortillas directly on the burner. They puff up and taste absolutely wonderful

There is an entire website dedicated to this:

I wasn't allowed to watch it—and my mom was overly sensitive. I also couldn't watch Soap, and after an episode where Laverne thinks she is pregnant, Laverne and Shirley was forbidden for a while.

I read this as "emotions" and thought, haha—nice try CIA! I feel NOTHING.

I was going to post that I've never watched any of these on account of I never watch television due to my rampant internet addiction. And then I scrolled down and realized I'd watched quite a bit of The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. In my defense, I don't know if I would consider it critically riviled though. It was…

Staffies are my favorite pit bull type with their big ol' blockheads.

It is! and it's really good. Although my daughter told me about some woman whose toddler niece apparently tried to eat the entire palette because it smelled so good. So keep it away from little kids.

I adore Miyazaki's films but this doesn't make me angry. It's one guy's opinion. I'll wait and see.

It doesn't last all day, unless I just stopped noticing it, the way you might with perfume. And it's not super chocolately, more kind of sweet and vanilla-ish

And the eyeshadows all smell like chocolate, even after you put them on

You're welcome!

Although I probably spent about two weeks agonizing over the purchase and reading dozens of reviews. But it really makes me happy every time I use it.

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